It's summer...

...almost.

The human is done with school on Friday, so she can stay home and feed Jimmy. Jimmy is hungry. Jimmy wants his food. The human wants her summer. But that doesn't matter, because JIMMY WANTS HIS FOOD.

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The Human Is Now Listening To: Tegan and Sara - The Con
via FoxyTunes

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Jimmy's bored.
Someone entertain Jimmy. NOW.

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The human is now listening to: The Matches - Point Me Toward the Morning
via FoxyTunes

D:

Dear Rain,


GO AWAY PLZ.

srsly. You're annoying and Jimmy hates you. GET OUT OF JIMMY'S LIFE. Jimmy doesn't want you in his life. Snow and wind and cold can go away, too. Jimmy doesn't like them, either.

Jimmy thinks that Little Jim is annoying.
Imitation is NOT the sincerest form of flattery for Jimmy. Jimmy hates copycats. Little Jim is a copycat.


STOP MOCKING JIMMY!!!

The Humans Aren't Liking This

American Idol. Why do humans actually watch stupid stuff like that? Nobody knows.
Tonight they announced the top 12. Danny (the humans' favorite) was not one of those 12 people.
Jimmy doesn't know what he sounds like (Jimmy doesn't have a TV), but Jimmy knows that Jacuzzi should've gone home instead.

:(

Do you know what's all over everything? Ice.
Do you know who doesn't like ice? Jimmy.

Jimmy's not liking the weather.

JIMMY WANTS TO SUNBATHE!!!!!!!!

Bleh.

SNOW SNOW SNOW SNOW SNOW.

Jimmy doesn't like snow.

What color was it, Paula?

The humans have been watching lots of American Idol. Do you know who HASN'T been watching American Idol? Jimmy. Because Jimmy was kicked out of the house. So what TV shows can Jimmy watch? NONE. Because the humans are too self-centered to get Jimmy a TV. All Jimmy gets is food, water, and a basement. The humans are always talking about stuff that happened on TV or whatever, but Jimmy never gets to watch them, BECAUSE HE DOESN'T HAVE A TV.

The humans thought he was particularly entertaining.



Fast-forward to 06:12.

Meow.

Jimmy wants bacon. GIVE JIMMY BACON!!!

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The human is now listening to: Motion City Soundtrack - This Is For Real
via FoxyTunes

Grrrrr...

http://gangstaname.com/pet_name.php

Old name: Jimmy

Endearing pet name:

Jiggy Daddy

Usage: "Awww, did my little Jiggy Daddy have a rough day at work?"

Jimmy does not approve of his new name.

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The human is now listening to: Jack's Mannequin - Bruised
via FoxyTunes

Gangsta Jimmy

Yo.



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The human is now listening to: All Time Low - Six Feet Under the Stars
via FoxyTunes

The Humans Got a New Sign...

Jimmy does not approve.
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The human is now listening to: Shiny Toy Guns - Chemistry of a Car Crash
via FoxyTunes

Jimmy is good-looking

According to the grandmother, "Jimmy is a pretty kitty."

About Jimmy

Jimmy Likes:
Sleeping
Eating
Annoying the humans
Talking in 3rd person (if you have a problem with that, then leave Jimmy alone)
Peeing on the rug
Blogging

Jimmy Doesn't Like:
Cold weather
Noisy neighbors
Kittens
Dogs


Jimmy's gonna post stuff about Jimmy here. You got a problem with that? Jimmy doesn't care.