It's summer...

...almost.

The human is done with school on Friday, so she can stay home and feed Jimmy. Jimmy is hungry. Jimmy wants his food. The human wants her summer. But that doesn't matter, because JIMMY WANTS HIS FOOD.

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The Human Is Now Listening To: Tegan and Sara - The Con
via FoxyTunes

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Jimmy's bored.
Someone entertain Jimmy. NOW.

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The human is now listening to: The Matches - Point Me Toward the Morning
via FoxyTunes

D:

Dear Rain,


GO AWAY PLZ.

srsly. You're annoying and Jimmy hates you. GET OUT OF JIMMY'S LIFE. Jimmy doesn't want you in his life. Snow and wind and cold can go away, too. Jimmy doesn't like them, either.

Jimmy thinks that Little Jim is annoying.
Imitation is NOT the sincerest form of flattery for Jimmy. Jimmy hates copycats. Little Jim is a copycat.


STOP MOCKING JIMMY!!!

The Humans Aren't Liking This

American Idol. Why do humans actually watch stupid stuff like that? Nobody knows.
Tonight they announced the top 12. Danny (the humans' favorite) was not one of those 12 people.
Jimmy doesn't know what he sounds like (Jimmy doesn't have a TV), but Jimmy knows that Jacuzzi should've gone home instead.

:(

Do you know what's all over everything? Ice.
Do you know who doesn't like ice? Jimmy.

Jimmy's not liking the weather.

JIMMY WANTS TO SUNBATHE!!!!!!!!

Bleh.

SNOW SNOW SNOW SNOW SNOW.

Jimmy doesn't like snow.

What color was it, Paula?

The humans have been watching lots of American Idol. Do you know who HASN'T been watching American Idol? Jimmy. Because Jimmy was kicked out of the house. So what TV shows can Jimmy watch? NONE. Because the humans are too self-centered to get Jimmy a TV. All Jimmy gets is food, water, and a basement. The humans are always talking about stuff that happened on TV or whatever, but Jimmy never gets to watch them, BECAUSE HE DOESN'T HAVE A TV.

The humans thought he was particularly entertaining.



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